Tuesday, February 14, 2006

No Such As 'Romantically Poor'

Rich men are the most romantic.

They can afford to buy you a whole room of roses. Buy you a range of designer lingerie.
Have a whole restaurant catered to you. Bring you on a private cruise.
Have poor people write pre-written daily messages to you about how beautiful and kind you are ya-di-ya-di-ya-da.
Have you drunk on expensive wine. Bring you to dinner beside a lake or reservoir and still have waiters and photographers around you.
Pay for your bust enhancement surgery.
Fly you to the moon.
Notice how the words "Range; Private; Catered; BUY; Expensive." are used.

Not those poor ones who can't afford anything and won't admit but say they are the present with a coupon that says:
"You are entitled to ask (who ever this loser is) to do whatever you want. Anything you want for a day."

They actually hope you'll ask them to treat you like a little innocent school girl and "rape" you as foreplay. If ever such a situation comes force him to break up with you. You can ask him to do whatever anyways!

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