I hate surveys. Especially the ones who punch in a random number and expect the person answering to be free.
So I got a call...
Cheryl: Hello?
Woman: Ah Loh ah, tish is [insert some holiday agency]
Cheryl: Sorry who?
Woman: [insert some holiday agency]
Cheryl: Come again?
Woman: Huh?
Cheryl: From where again?
Woman: [insert some holiday agency]
(as you can see, I haven't figured who the fuck employed this loser)
Woman: Ah wee ah conducing a survey hor. Can ue answer a bit questions for me.
*Doesn't even give me time to reply.
Woman: Do eu thin teh cruise packags in Shinggapore is aspenshive?
*I decided to play along.
Cheryl: Ahh, I think hor quite cheap nong.
Woman: Wat ue thin is best on the ship cruise? Is it teh food, shiumming pool, casino?
Cheryl: Scenery. Place kan take photograph nice nice.
Woman: Huh.
Cheryl: See see the water, sky, little children ah. Then take pic pic.
Cheryl: FENG JING.
Woman: Orh.
Woman: Do eu thin that teh carbins ish ver-ri small?
Cheryl: Huh, good good what hab sex hor, not ver-ri coold norh.
Woman: Wat is eur occupation now?
Cheryl: I study at private ITE lah.
Cheryl: Ta ma de, waste my time. Thin I wan to do eur survey ah!
Woman: Ah tankiew ah.
I never thought I would meet a person who talks like our imaginary construction company, 'Hock Seng and Friends'. Man I like her!
