Sunday, April 15, 2007

Loud Loud Le Kitties

The 3rd day in a row I hear sweet cats making sexy love outside from my window.
TODAY IT AIN'T SEXY!

It sounds like humans making mmmeow-mi sounds while getting sodomised with a pineapple!
So I Googled "cats mating". And I finally got my answer to something no one could answer me!
So Cats...
First they take their time to get to know each other better. The male will sniff the female’s genitals. If it smells well, he’ll stay with her. If she likes him, she’ll roll and present her hindquarters.
Then he will grasp her in her neck and mount her. She’ll twitch her tail aside. That’s the end of the foreplay of cats. Mating itself takes less than ten seconds. The tom will ejaculate, and the queen will make a frightening call, caused by the spines of the penis.
Damn. I don't want to be a fluffy cat in the future anymore.

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