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Harry Potter Spoilers!

• Snape captures Hermione to be his slave and she was no where to be found.
• Ron dies of shock and disappointment, unable to find Hermione he kills himself.
• Ginny dies by flying into the tower wall when escaping from getting caught at peeping at Harry.
• Neville elopes with Dumbledore.
• Voldemort finally confesses his love for Harry and admits that he is actually a She.
• Harry and Voldermort also invite Draco for a 3 way orgy good time.

So actually I'm being nice and not spoiling the book for you Harry Potter readers!