I FEEL LIKE A MEGA BITCH TODAY.
I FEEL LIKE GOING ON A MASSIVE DESTRUCTIVE ANNIHILATION.
HO, THE MASSACRE BEFORE CHRISTMAS EVE.
KILL KILL ALL SULTRY WOMAN WHO COME BETWEEN MY MAN AND I.
AND THEN KILL KILL THE UNCHASTE MAN.
Monday, December 24, 2007
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
Monday, December 17, 2007
Wheelchair? That's Just A Shorter Asshole
Service in Singapore isn't as nice as they advertised it to be at all. Buying a cup of coffee from a brew house is like forgetting you have a test to study for. It's as if you're expected to know something and everything since their existence in the coffee house chain.
I don't care if you hold the door for the person behind you but really, don't shove me.
I don't care if you're old, with 1 leg, no legs, blind, a loser who lost your wife because of bad sex or your head is rolling off into my plate. That don't give you an excuse to me rude to me, if you're rude to me I'll roll your head over my plate.
So you may be less fortunate then I am but you can't pull off your self pitying shit to me. Hitler's got more balls than you do and the man's only got 1!
If the guy's in wheelchair...
And he's rude he's still an asshole, maybe now a lame asshole.
But do something! He should be treated like an asshole.
And those old people you're old but I'm sure this is the line onto the bus and not into an ambulance to the emergency ward. It's like old people lose all common sense and virtues they keep nagging to us about. I don't think it's Alzheimer's disease, they're just old assholes.
I don't care if you hold the door for the person behind you but really, don't shove me.
I don't care if you're old, with 1 leg, no legs, blind, a loser who lost your wife because of bad sex or your head is rolling off into my plate. That don't give you an excuse to me rude to me, if you're rude to me I'll roll your head over my plate.
So you may be less fortunate then I am but you can't pull off your self pitying shit to me. Hitler's got more balls than you do and the man's only got 1!
If the guy's in wheelchair...
And he's rude he's still an asshole, maybe now a lame asshole.
But do something! He should be treated like an asshole.
And those old people you're old but I'm sure this is the line onto the bus and not into an ambulance to the emergency ward. It's like old people lose all common sense and virtues they keep nagging to us about. I don't think it's Alzheimer's disease, they're just old assholes.
Saturday, December 15, 2007
Party Pooper Of Ugly Party
There was a party of 45 today at work. Titled "Old boys gathering" by the organiser, they had little name tags displayed on each of their designated seat.
All these, literary; old friends and their families, all fancy dressed up at the restaurant.
I don't understand why people dress so fancy with gowns and shawls just to have dinner at here. It's really not that all expensive that you have to dress for it really.
Compare a $39++ set dinner with other places now tell me do you really have to dress up for it? Like Aliff says at least 50% of our customers are snobbish wannabes.
Maybe cause of the ambiance and the old English feel that makes up for the exclusiveness of my work place.
Then again I think we should stop imports on cheap fabric dresses that scream second-rate while still tagging a price ridiculously high considering its glitzy looks, bought by tasteless individuals who further influence our generation; for my other Singaporean counter parts to bear the term 'fashionably challenged' with them.
Anyhow it was pretty stressful for me I kinda freak out when I have so many tables to serve then again I get extremely restless when I don't have tables to serve. And they inconsiderately decided to walk around the tight space, happily socializing while making me program "Excuse me, Sir" into my voice box and trying to squeeze in the vacuums like air.
The staff didn't laugh at anything the hosts were blabbering about to their guests, it was all so religious based; oh these enthusiasts. Then focusing how glamorous it was to be at the table of 7 hoity-toity ladies surrounding a young gentleman who was truth be told too handsome to actually be trying too hard. The function was followed by 3 sleazy sisters who sang, horribly.
In conclusion, I hate parties.
All these, literary; old friends and their families, all fancy dressed up at the restaurant.
I don't understand why people dress so fancy with gowns and shawls just to have dinner at here. It's really not that all expensive that you have to dress for it really.
Compare a $39++ set dinner with other places now tell me do you really have to dress up for it? Like Aliff says at least 50% of our customers are snobbish wannabes.
Maybe cause of the ambiance and the old English feel that makes up for the exclusiveness of my work place.
Then again I think we should stop imports on cheap fabric dresses that scream second-rate while still tagging a price ridiculously high considering its glitzy looks, bought by tasteless individuals who further influence our generation; for my other Singaporean counter parts to bear the term 'fashionably challenged' with them.
Anyhow it was pretty stressful for me I kinda freak out when I have so many tables to serve then again I get extremely restless when I don't have tables to serve. And they inconsiderately decided to walk around the tight space, happily socializing while making me program "Excuse me, Sir" into my voice box and trying to squeeze in the vacuums like air.
The staff didn't laugh at anything the hosts were blabbering about to their guests, it was all so religious based; oh these enthusiasts. Then focusing how glamorous it was to be at the table of 7 hoity-toity ladies surrounding a young gentleman who was truth be told too handsome to actually be trying too hard. The function was followed by 3 sleazy sisters who sang, horribly.
In conclusion, I hate parties.
Wednesday, December 12, 2007
Catch The Emokid
You win! There's so many of them everyone's a winner!
Arid and I were walking to Cinileisure and we passed by a gig happening at Scape, the audience is getting younger and younger moreover I'm not just stereotypical about them just because I think they're younger and should be doing other things like I did (Okay maybe I am haha).
I don't want to be a betrayer to my generation but I don't get how these people dress, it's like they fall out of bed, dump their head into a pail of water and comb it down all over to hide their cocked eyed; acne infested face while sporting a overly tight pair of skinny jeans, mainstream Nike shoes, a scarf stolen from their mothers and an Independent tee and we're supposed to swoon?!
As if.
Arid and I were walking to Cinileisure and we passed by a gig happening at Scape, the audience is getting younger and younger moreover I'm not just stereotypical about them just because I think they're younger and should be doing other things like I did (Okay maybe I am haha).
I don't want to be a betrayer to my generation but I don't get how these people dress, it's like they fall out of bed, dump their head into a pail of water and comb it down all over to hide their cocked eyed; acne infested face while sporting a overly tight pair of skinny jeans, mainstream Nike shoes, a scarf stolen from their mothers and an Independent tee and we're supposed to swoon?!
As if.
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