Aliff, Stanley and I were talking about the end of the world about a week back.Apparently Mr Tee LiFu is very hyped up about 21st Dec 2012 (click for "crash course").
In case you're wondering that's the expected day the world would die calculated by scientists, the Mayans - who are geniuses for coming up with such a systematic calender and many others.
That date is also a Friday, written in the Koran that a Friday is the day we would experience Armageddon.
Friday, the day Jesus died too.
It's also argued that it will be the birth of a new era.
Na, I'm not going to talk about the end of the world cause I don't think Americans need more websites on the coming of Armageddon.
I really don't want to see actual people buying generators and clearing everything off the shelves of Walmart.
Digress:
Besides I don't want to be a survivor with nothing else but a either genius asshole, a priest, an emo kiddo, a psychologist, some other Holy person from the various religions, an alcoholic or a dumb chemistry teacher (most chemistry teachers can't teach, that's why I picked chemistry but mine can!). Then I would have to force myself to copulate in order to rebuild the rest of the Human race, I don't wanna be a baby factory.
:End of digression
Would you rather be burnt alive, drowned, frozen, suffocated, starve to death or get eaten by Dinosaurs.
Okay Aliff just asked burnt or drown.
I picked the latter, Aliff picked burnt. I like to think how I look like when I die will be my look for my after life. I rather not be a pile of ashes when I go to heaven.
"Oh Aliff hold still already!" He'll be constantly floating.
"So sorry Aliff I didn't see you there." I might sweep him into a dustpan.
He'll be only one colour: black.
Sure I'll be pale and bloated but at least I won't be floating around, oh wait I will...
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