Earth Becomes MINE

School made us take this test to find out what sort of jobs suit our personalities best.
Hearing from James it’s not what you would deem useful since he took the test in secondary school and got “Farmer” while this rugby playing friend got ‘Ballerina’.

Till now I don’t have an ambition and I have no idea what on earth am I going to do in the future, what about journalism, advertising, plastic surgery or paediatrics?
I really would like an opinion over here!

Anyway I was thinking about this whole bunch of things that I might like to do and my number 1 is to, RULE THE WORLD.
See I will conquer the world by copulating and raising an army of children using surrogate mothers with the sperm of the brightest and most attractive men on earth and raise them to power.
People will listen because I will rule the world in a “peaceful” way, where I will make reasonable laws, demands and guarantees, for example; crime and adultery leads to death.

My proposal

• I will make sure that everyone is happy with each other so I can use the money used for military on firstly employing people to sort recyclables at incinerators since I don’t think the world is doing enough yet.
• I will get rid of all attention seeking overrated emo kids and not give them any attention at all and then maybe they would grow up and be useful. If not I’ll just use them as walking bombs in further development areas.
• The elderly are well taken care off so they will retire in bliss. Also to ensure they have no reason to be assholes whom I can’t shout at.
• I will make it law for parents to send their children to etiquette schools that will be set up in every town for 8 young years of their lives.
• Celebrities who are celebrities for no good reason shall be banished.
• All those insane child stars shall be put in prison for life, except Britney Spears shall be saved from the media mob.
• I will not over feed people so they will not be stout and no one will feel unconfident of themselves anymore.
• Fashion states will continue as per normal but clothing exports have to be monitored, I absolutely will not tolerate twitty-ness.
• Most of all I will ban speaker phones all over the world. There will be no more music played out loud! No one will get belligerent and snappy while travelling on the way home.

I am going to rule the world; I am going to rule the world.
LALALA~

Oh each one of you friends get to be knighted by me and choose to rule a country or state you might have to share though...

• Huimin gets Milan for obvious reasons, she's the only one allowed to mug all the stores.
• Sharyn will get the grassfields of New Zealand to be with her cows and sheep.
• Rachel will dance among the New Zealand Mountains where she can hardcore condition all her students.
• Aliff will do trading for New Zealand and set up his own independent label.
• Stanley, Kart, Shawn and friends will have Australia they can smoke weed all day. Well, Shawn wants to be the pimp lord and impose weed limitations on kart and aliff.
  
• James will get the capital of porn where-ever that is.
• Pasti will get the capital of coffee where-ever that is as well.
• Nadia and Jeanette shall live in London will all those cute white men.
• Eric, Daphne, Jasmine, SoeHlaing and friends shall live in Miami, beach party yo!
• Nadia and Faiz will live in a castle in what ever mountain they choose with 10 maids.
• Azahar and Nigel shall get The United Kingdom to watch all the amazing indie bands.
• Sharifa, Switzerland for all the chocolate in the world.
  
• Bertram will be Captain Planet, USA.
  
• Syzwani, Pakistani. I HAVE NO IDEA WHY
• Qaleefathullah, China. So he can paint Chinese people black for all the black jokes we threw at him haha.
  
• Arid and I will build a castle in the sky and control all the flights and such. Also it gives me the convenience of kicking him out of the castle and down several feet when he's an asshole.

YAYNESS!If I missed you out tell me what country you want!

If I don’t succeed maybe I’ll become a porn star or rather most likely a druggie.

I should shut up now, study and get a proper job.

Stolen Salad

It's angry week of the month.
Today's entry is about bad service and dishonest people.

Arid and I went to dine at Pizza Hut and this was mainly just for their salad. We ordered salad, drumlets and a regular pan. After we sat down another group of customers sat beside us, I already hated them via my superficial judgment which proved accurate there after.

The drumlets came but my salad ended up at their table, I was quite confident that they did not order any as when it was placed on their table they glanced at each other muttering something in Mandarin and just started digging in.

After about 20 minutes I started muttering to Arid about my salad making sure the other party could hear me, "Maybe my salad went to another table and those people did not have the integrity to tell the waiter that they did not order it. Albeit it is the company's mistake, didn't their mothers teach them not to take what isn't theirs?"
The guy who was sitting alongside me had also been staring at me for ages and I finally turned to him to give him a good stare. Guys who wear pink and cannot pull it off are committing a crime if they decide to stare at me.

At that moment my pizza came but it was a personal pan instead of a regular pan. I got really aggravated at this instant and asked to cancel the salad since it took so long to prepare. With my frustrated state of course I started being a bitch for awhile…
While pink fag stares at me even more as I curse the teachings of his mother indirectly.
Arid: “Cheryl, relax. Once (insert gang name here) always (gang name)”
Then pink fag looks away immediately.
HAHAHA. I AM AH LIAN.

My regular pan came I ate my fill.
Then I made a scene when I called the manager.

“I don’t know how long it takes to throw in leafy greens in a bowl and serve it when it’s not even cooled like how salad should be served but my order was forgotten or you had mistakenly given it to another table of dishonest customers who don’t have the slightest bit of conduct at all. I also waited over 30 minutes for my pizza (normal wait time is 15-20 minutes) thus I am extremely upset with your service what are you doing to do about it?”
“Mdm, I am very sorry about this.”
“I don’t want to hear that you’re sorry I want to know what you are going to do about this.”
“I will give you 10% discount and not charge you for service.”
“Very good.”

Flash Inspiration: Romanticism And Bad Boy