Wrong Department

I don't understand why there would be lists for women in mens' magazines. I mean really, how do you expect us to read it. Shit like that should be produced by men from the mens' magazine department and be sold to the womens'. Doesn't that make much better sense really?

Am I supposed to pick it up when I'm at the doctors? Do I really have nothing else to read except for something that goes on and on about muscle building.
Or are they meant for men to buy and bring it back to their ladies, casually placing it in common places like bathrooms, kitchens, coffee tables or most obviously OH-MY-GOD-I-NEED-YOU-TO-READ-THIS-CAUSE-YOU'RE-A-BITCH-BUT-AN-AWESOME-FUCK dressing table.

But anyway here's a fun list... 50 things men wish women knew

And here's my favourites, maybe with some rebuts and some speechless head nodding.
Don't be afraid to ditch the make-up. Natural is sexier. - Why is my boyfriend asking me to doll up then?
When you get angry over some stupid little pointless thing, I question your intelligence. - When you get angry that I'm angry at something pointless I question your sensitivity.
You're really bad at faking it. - Why yes I know you still don't know, cause now you totally know I am "Not" faking it.

Sure, men stereotypically like to solve a woman's problems. But a woman who solves her own while we watch? Instant erection.
Sometimes we wonder why any woman would want to be with us, much less someone as amazing as you. So, thanks.
We love you even more because you know we need to go out with the guys once in a while.